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Kryshtal
For: I wanna sleep this Sheep
For: I wanna sleep this Sheep
Several screens of spikes, with a minimalistic look, black on white, of considerable difficulty. After that, you get to an avoidance, it's just two minutes long. I hated the apples that come up from below during the final attack, the rest wasn't so bad even though there is a lot of RNG involved.
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 55 55
Jun 1, 2015
Kryshtal
For: I wanna shoot the star
For: I wanna shoot the star
There's three screens of spikes, very easy. And then an avoidance, which is really easy as well.
I'm dissapointed that the game was so short, the only thing I disliked is the death sound.
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I'm dissapointed that the game was so short, the only thing I disliked is the death sound.
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 20 20
Jun 1, 2015
Skuttie
For: I wanna be the Eternity Glory
For: I wanna be the Eternity Glory
Bad midis, a lot of dumb trolls, the final boss can easily be cheesed and its iframes during transitions are non-existent making it feel barely tested.
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 36 36
Jun 1, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna kill the 2doku
For: I wanna kill the 2doku
It's one of those meme games. Maybe I'm too old to get it, but it's not for me. The game is eye and ear cancer at the same time, a terrible experience overall. I know that's the point, but there's enough trash.
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Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 70 70
Jun 1, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Dallas 3
For: I wanna be the Dallas 3
Dallas 3 comes with a gift: The story behind the Dallas series. It turns out that the Dallas series is supposed to be bad.
Honestly, this game isn't nearly as bad as the other ones. Sure, it's an alpha version (That probably will never get out of the alpha, the game doesn't get updated since 2013), but the other two Dallas did worse stuff on their first screen already, so if the game is supposed to be bad, it should already be showing that.
But it isn't. Honestly, there aren't even traps, it's all about randomly placed spikes and cherries. Seems kinda meh, when you look at how the other Dallas games were. Of course, it isn't good either, but it doesn't sound like Dallas 3 at all. Not worth playing, no matter how I look at it. Wouldn't recommend.
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Honestly, this game isn't nearly as bad as the other ones. Sure, it's an alpha version (That probably will never get out of the alpha, the game doesn't get updated since 2013), but the other two Dallas did worse stuff on their first screen already, so if the game is supposed to be bad, it should already be showing that.
But it isn't. Honestly, there aren't even traps, it's all about randomly placed spikes and cherries. Seems kinda meh, when you look at how the other Dallas games were. Of course, it isn't good either, but it doesn't sound like Dallas 3 at all. Not worth playing, no matter how I look at it. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 11 11
Jun 1, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Dallas 2
For: I wanna be the Dallas 2
The first Dallas was so bad that I just had to play its sequel.
Good things first: It's not as bad as the first one (At least from my viewpoint). At least it doesn't have poorly programmed stuff, and you know where you should/shouldn't go, you don't have to jump through fake spikes or anything like that. The visuals aren't as bad as in the first one (The game sticks to the standard tilesets this time). Still has random placement for everything, restarting music, and now you have invisible spikes to make things even better. The boss at the end is a real boss this time, it's not like in the last one, and the game really goes overboard with it (It's quite RNG-heavy, and some people might find it to be really hard. Also, I highly recommend to mash against it, because its HP is huge). After the boss, however, there's absolutely nothing. No portal, no ending, nothing. There are some items that seem like secrets at some points of the game, but I don't really feel like getting them, and, knowing the game, they'll probably do nothing anyway.
It's not as bad as the first one. But it's still bad, really bad. Still wouldn't recommend.
Good things first: It's not as bad as the first one (At least from my viewpoint). At least it doesn't have poorly programmed stuff, and you know where you should/shouldn't go, you don't have to jump through fake spikes or anything like that. The visuals aren't as bad as in the first one (The game sticks to the standard tilesets this time). Still has random placement for everything, restarting music, and now you have invisible spikes to make things even better. The boss at the end is a real boss this time, it's not like in the last one, and the game really goes overboard with it (It's quite RNG-heavy, and some people might find it to be really hard. Also, I highly recommend to mash against it, because its HP is huge). After the boss, however, there's absolutely nothing. No portal, no ending, nothing. There are some items that seem like secrets at some points of the game, but I don't really feel like getting them, and, knowing the game, they'll probably do nothing anyway.
It's not as bad as the first one. But it's still bad, really bad. Still wouldn't recommend.
Tagged as: Trap
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Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 44 44
Jun 1, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Dallas!
For: I wanna be the Dallas!
Wow. This is easily one of the worst fangames I've ever played.
Tedious platforming, random placement for everything, the tilesets aren't the standart ones, but they're mixed with the backgrounds in a way that only makes this game seem even more of a joke game. Everything is all about invisible blocks, fake blocks and triggers, sometimes getting cryptic in a bad way (You just jump everywhere to see what triggers what). Generic traps and restarting music. Objects programmed in a bad way, combined with screens planned in a bad way (At a certain screen, there's one moving block that moves at a speed that is so low it's ridiculous, and the block doesn't pull the kid, which means that you have to walk forward slowly, left-stop-left-stop again, through quite a while). Lack of save blockers combined with the placement for everything (Including saves and obstacles) makes it easy for you to save inside a spike, or inside a goomba. And there's a boss at the end of the game that doesn't even seem like a boss at all, he just makes money rain miles away from the kid, so you'll only die if you want to. Oh, and you need to jump through invisible blocks to kill him, of course.
It's just that kind of fangame that makes many other fangames thought to be bad seem like masterpieces. There's absolutely nothing good I can mention about it. Wouldn't recommend, wouldn't recommend and would never recommend.
Tedious platforming, random placement for everything, the tilesets aren't the standart ones, but they're mixed with the backgrounds in a way that only makes this game seem even more of a joke game. Everything is all about invisible blocks, fake blocks and triggers, sometimes getting cryptic in a bad way (You just jump everywhere to see what triggers what). Generic traps and restarting music. Objects programmed in a bad way, combined with screens planned in a bad way (At a certain screen, there's one moving block that moves at a speed that is so low it's ridiculous, and the block doesn't pull the kid, which means that you have to walk forward slowly, left-stop-left-stop again, through quite a while). Lack of save blockers combined with the placement for everything (Including saves and obstacles) makes it easy for you to save inside a spike, or inside a goomba. And there's a boss at the end of the game that doesn't even seem like a boss at all, he just makes money rain miles away from the kid, so you'll only die if you want to. Oh, and you need to jump through invisible blocks to kill him, of course.
It's just that kind of fangame that makes many other fangames thought to be bad seem like masterpieces. There's absolutely nothing good I can mention about it. Wouldn't recommend, wouldn't recommend and would never recommend.
Tagged as: Trap
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Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 32 32
May 31, 2015